We all have that one friend, colleague, or family member who just seems to know everything.
If you’re in that group it’s probably because you’ve been saying things that you know won’t go over well with your boss who you’ve worked with for years, so you’ve decided to come up with your own set of sayings for our friends. There’s a lot of really funny ones in here, like “You can’t say two things at once!” or “There’s a reason for everything!” (Yes, I did just say that).
Theres a reason for everything? I think there’s a reason for everything.
While these are just random sayings, they are funny because they seem so random. You dont know what they mean, so you have to guess what they mean. In fact, if you dont know, you probably dont need any sayings.